jam lookalikes and stolen chocolate cake

hello again everyone!
yesterday i came back very late so i didn't have time to update this. Anyway, yesterday was quite interesting..unlike d many boring days stuck at home (well not my home..). Glad that pple find my blog amusing..well actually my life kinda sucks in nz..oh well..another time about that.


Oh yes..that day i woke up n went down stairs to have breakfast. As i was eating my (THANKGOODNESS) egg sandwich..my mum suddenly takes out a bottle of jam is about to spread it n den Auntie Jeanie (my dad's fren's wife) exclaims NOooo! That's not jam! HAHAHA..i burst out laughing like hell.. apparently d jam lookalike was some baking thingy used to glaze fruits...and the funniest thing was that d night before my mum spread that jammy thing onto sandwiches for a fishing trip n my dad, her n Uncle Song Wee ate it without a word of complain! Fancy being a baker and not knowing ur ingredients...*rolls eyes*. My mum was like..no wonder i was wondering how come d jam was colourless when d bottle said berry jam (suppose to be red). SIGH!! according to my dad it tasted weird..hahaha

Anyway afterthat everyone disappeared frm d house leaving me n mel. U noe i love to be alone at home in d day...peace n quiet. Anyway, mel was spring cleaning her room n she was clearing her clothes..i was helping her too..n thus i inherited 4 fairly new pair of shorts, 1 tank top, 2 t shirts. N she was like..omg laureen..i can't believe i was ONCE ur size! HAHA! =D Oh yes..n she made me try on her tube that shrunk in d dry wash..its blue in colour..hahaha..when i tried it in d toilet..it was SO loose..i think if i had jumped abit d whole thing would haf come off..HAHA..but i showed her anyway.. oh u noe i'm not trying to boast or anything but i did really look nice in tubes..n i was contemplating whether i should inherit one..but den i told mel i would rather eat a 1000 carrots (sorry d word carrot juz came to my mouth) den walk around wif a tube. Then d next time i said i'll rather eat 1000 lizards den wear a tube in public (ok..maybe not....that's juz gross).

Oh yes..for dinner we went to a chinese restaurant..AGAIN..i tell u since d time i've come to auckland i've never eaten more chinese food den i have in my LIFE! so horrible..anyway we went to d SAME OLD chinese restaurant..n it was like entering hongkong or china..ewww...there were 3 tables of chinese families excluding ourselves n a table of angmohs (surprisingly). Suddenly while we were eating d restaurant played this Happy Birthday Song...someone was having a Bdae..but d song was SO FUNNY! It was childrens' voices singing..n it was quite out of tune..so we clapped out of politeness.. den not long after they played that Song again..apparently d 2nd chinese family was also having another birthday..it was getting REALLY irritating..mel was like if they play it one more time i'm getting out of this place. Soon enough, another birthday cake arrived for d 3rd family..we were like..aw man!! 3 birthdays frm 3 families! How coincidental..mel was about to leave her seat..though i thought she was joking but she wasn't. However to our relief they didn't play d Song..i think it was really annoying everyone..hahaa

So while we were eating, 3 cheena families were cutting bdae cake...n i was like..awww why couldn't we pretend to haf a birthday too! den we can get cake! hahaha.. i was also eyeing that black forest cake that d last group of pple were having n i was like..wahh..that looks so yummy..if only i could have it!! But i never really thought i could..so i juz stared there longingly. Soon we were d only family left there..d black forest cake family left cos d girl was getting drunk..ahhaha...n there were 3 slices of d cake left...so knowing no one was gonna eat it (n partly cos some of d adults encouraged me to), n knowing that i m a greedy person, i went to steal d whole 3 pieces n ate 1 myself n da paoed d rest home..HAHA
It was quite hilarious (though i didn't see wat was funny about it)..everyone especially d adults were laughing like crazy..n 1 of them said..wow..its not often that someone does smth different..but according to alot of pple Kiwis do juz that!..its their culture to steal unwanted stuff..weird..i think d manner of which i was stealing made everyone go crazy..i was doing it in a secret fashion in case d couple came back for their cake again..ahhaha
There were ex missionaries frm Denmark ( chinese couple ) who were dining wif us..n they actually said they used to drive thru d streets in Denmark looking for unwanted furniture on d street n making it their own..AW MAN! my eyes practically popped out..YUCK..imagine using a piece of broken discarded furniture..that is SO undescribable..oh well..as sherm used to say ECONOMICAL! HAHAHA.. saves money!...hahaa..

Anyway glad that u guys know about my dreadful life in nz..without me emailing..cos its so mah fan n i'm so lazy..
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PS: Its 10.16 pm not 12 smth am..d timings in this blog is pretty messed up...